*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

(Source: hirohamahda, via bonkalore)

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

(Source: moringmark, via deemoncat)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

(via butmynameisactuallycrowley)

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(via deemoncat)

imaginetheending:

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

I fucking wish.

(Source: vine.co, via deemoncat)

realestmatt:

staruppercut:

Stop making these two so adorable together

Source

LITTLE SAMUS IS THE BEST SHIP, FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE

(via nmspooka)

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

image

(via nmspooka)